“One Man, Four Jobs, Zero Hospitality”
We arrived late and were greeted by a guy doing everything — front desk, security, bellboy, possibly chef. Impressive multitasking, terrible service. Hotel at 11% occupancy, yet they “couldn’t” honor my Expedia Platinum VIP upgrade. Half an hour later, still nothing but excuses. Then came the kicker: my girlfriend had a natural period accident, and they charged 800 pesos for a towel. Apparently, biology is a billable offense here. The place is noisy, unsafe, and allergic to empathy. Across the street, a five-star hotel costs $20 more — go there. I wouldn’t stay here again unless they paid me ten times the nightly rate and included free therapy.