Cleanliness: 0/10
The room was extremely unclean. The blankets had visible yellow stains, the floors were dirty, and small bugs were crawling on the walls.
Food: 2/10
The food quality was very poor. The meals resembled institutional food in both taste and appearance. Pasta served at lunch was re-served at dinner, spoiled, and had a strong odor. The only exception was breakfast, which was surprisingly decent.
Amenities: 1/10
The room was extremely bare-bones. While the air conditioning functioned, there was no mini fridge, no coffee maker, and no sense of comfort or convenience.
Room Security: 1/10
Room security was a serious concern. There was a large gap in the door frame that appeared wide enough for someone to easily force entry using a plastic card, which did not provide peace of mind during our stay.
Cost: 1/10
At $290 USD per night for a family of four under an “all-inclusive” package, the value was extremely disappointing. Alcohol was served in very small glasses, making the “all-you-can-drink” claim misleading—unless you enjoy two sips at a time, infrequently served.
Final Thoughts
This review is not intended to be harsh, but rather an honest account to help future guests manage their expectations. Ours were already set low, yet Flamingo Vallarta still failed to deliver.