2/10 Terrible
Matthew D.
15 Sept 2025
Disliked: Cleanliness
Not one of the pictures in the listing are true or accurate. That private beach that you think you’ll be enjoying doesn’t exist. The water is gone you have to walk thousand feet just to get to the new shoreline. The water receded (after researching) years ago. So that trex to the new “shoreline” is over smelly, slimy organic matter that use to be trapped beneath the water you think your paying to experience. Once your gut starts to recover from the blow of your private paradise being ripped from your plans prepare yourself for what lies ahead… In the listing you see a nice cozy cottage with outdoor decor and rugs but once in the cottage a cold dusty barren wood floor is what greets you. If your like us and you want to relax on those nice grey clean modern couches in the listing think again. Those nice clean couches doesn’t exist your reality is two old dusty grimy wore out couches that look like dogs or bears slept on for the past thirty years….oh and that pull out sofa also doesn’t exist. Well by now you may want to try and take your mind off all the disappointment and turn on that smart tv in the listing maybe to occcupie the kids while you unpack or think of a way to turn this thousand dollar lemon into lemonade…..well think again! No service on their modem and no response when you message the host for help. Not to mention there is no cell service within twenty minutes of the property (and that’s if you’re lucky). Please do not waste your money absolutely scam!!!




Matthew D.
Stayed 5 nights in Aug 2025