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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property

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Cosy
Cocktail bar
Interior
Decadent
Cocktail bar

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Place, Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Place, Windsor Castle
    ‪20 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪23 min drive‬

Room options

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Decadent

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Boujee

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(7 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Snug

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(14 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy

Cosy

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(10 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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About the area

Beaconsfield

Located in Beaconsfield, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is within a 5-minute drive of Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. .This luxury hotel is 5.5 mi (8.8 km) from Cliveden House and 5.5 mi (8.9 km) from Hedsor House.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.6 km
  • Pinewood Studios - 9 min drive - 13.0 km
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 7.9 km
  • Hedsor House - 9 min drive - 7.2 km
  • Windsor Castle - 20 min drive - 22.0 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪Los Nomadas - ‬17 min walk
  • ‪Benedict's Store - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪The White Horse - ‬5 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and a fitness center
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Stay in one of 48 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Conveniences include phones, as well as coffee/tea makers and complimentary bottled water.
Don't miss out on recreational opportunities including an outdoor pool and a fitness center. Additional features at this hotel include complimentary wireless internet access, wedding services, and a reception hall.
Enjoy British cuisine at English Restaurant, one of the hotel's 3 restaurants, or stay in and take advantage of the room service (during limited hours). Wrap up your day with a drink at the bar/lounge. Cooked-to-order breakfasts are served on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and on weekends from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM for a fee.
Featured amenities include multilingual staff and luggage storage. Free self parking is available onsite.
Cooked-to-order breakfasts are available for a surcharge on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.
English Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Onsite venue #3 - This cocktail bar specializes in British cuisine and serves light fare only. Open daily.
Bear by Carlo Scotto - Onsite restaurant. Open daily.
Room service (during limited hours) is available.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 3 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • Bear by Carlo Scotto
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property; all guests 18 and older are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available
Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit

We should mention

This property does not have elevators
Guests under 18 years old are not permitted at this adults-only property

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Reviews

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

8.0

Very good

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness
Rating 10 - Excellent. 281 out of 596 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 143 out of 596 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 74 out of 596 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 59 out of 596 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 39 out of 596 reviews

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

David

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stay was amazing. Will be even better when building work complete. Electrics in out room (27) could do with having a look at, lights flash and socket at the door is missing buttons, door handle is slightly loose. Staff very freindly, helpful and attentive. Would definitely stay here again
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Said

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

David

Business traveller

Disappointing

Disappointing. The bathroom situation is strange in the 'snug' room. The shower was really fast-flowing and as there is no door, it risks flooding the main bedroom and makes the entire bedroom smell damp. Expected more for the price.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Aaron

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Great Hotel!

Beautiful hotel. We have stayed a couple of times and love the ambience of the hotel and variety of rooms. Very romantic.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

6/10 Okay

Luke

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The room thou novel was far too dark and small for our liking
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Jason

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adrian, Hertford

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Third time staying lovely hotel and good location
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Preet

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Paul

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

David

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
The people were amazing actually, everybody treated their guests with respect and kindness. I had a very pleasant experience and the room was very clean.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lindsay

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

PaulI

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel was amazing! The staff was friendly and professional. Would recommend to everyone.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Donna

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Fantastic hotel, would definitely stay again. 2 suggestions would be to provide tea bags and biscuits as these were not available and replace the TVs with ones that have Netfix app as the cast option didn’t work for me.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Mez

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It had good service. Everything was either being built or un poor used condition. Rooms were dark and cluttered. There were zero amneties. The spa is not a Spa, it is annoutdoor unheated cold pool with and attached jacuzzu section, which is also unheated and cold. That is not a spa. The water looksnok, but loads of green vegitation on the pools rims which are set stones. The rooms are hust very used and worn out. Ruined the day, as we thought it was a spa hotel for that price. The hotel itself is a few rooms like cabins and you have to walk in the street to get to it. No breakfast with the rooms, a massive rip-off for £230. Also wouldn't call it a hotel. You can get so much more for less cost at any other hotel.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Verified traveller

Business traveller
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Previous occupants hair in shower drain - yuck
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

8/10 Good

Steven

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

4/10 Poor

Shakil

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Suhayl

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Marte

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
Amazing staff and unique hotel! It was hard to find since it had no signage, but other than that, it was great. The hotel also had a really cool bar/lounge area with DJ. We will be back!
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

8/10 Good

oranka

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

6/10 Okay

Sarah

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Martino

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Impressive Decor, Great Food, and Friendly Staff

I had a very good stay at the Crazy Bear Hotel. The decoration is truly impressive – bold, unique, and full of character. I stayed in the “Decadence” room, which I really enjoyed. It’s a very particular kind of hotel – you know what you’re getting into, so I find it a bit unfair when people complain about the décor. If you’re after a standard, conventional hotel, this might not be the right choice. But if you’re looking for something distinctive, it’s a great experience. Everything was clean, the staff were friendly, and both dinner and breakfasts were excellent.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

2/10 Terrible

Inderjit

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Adam

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Hiya I’ve just come back from my night at your hotel and would just like to say I was really disappointed for the following reasons. We stayed in room 27 which seemed like a really dark dingy and dated room and in need some modernising but that wasn’t the main issue and I just feel like you should know that for the price of that room we wasn’t impressed and certainly wasn’t wowed with things like broken light switches and limescale on the bath filler and shower head. We had two men come into our room at 3am with their phone torches on doing god knows what when we woke up they was at the end of our bed my girlfriend had no clothes on and to be honest it scared the hell out of us, neither of us realised we had to lock ourselves in for the night as that’s never normally the case when we stay at a hotel. Also from the online pictures the hotel looks amazing but we feel like we came whilst you were in the middle of refurbishment but wasn’t told about this when we booked. Around the pool as it certainly wasn’t like the pictures also we didn’t feel comfortable having to walk through part of the high street in a robe to get to the pool as I’m guessing due to the refurb we couldn’t get to the pool going through the hotel as the staff said we would need to walk round. So with all that we didn’t feel like it was a good experience and certainly not for the money we paid for the night. The staff were all great and very friendly and I mentioned this in the morning to them
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025