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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property

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Cocktail bar
Decadent
Cocktail bar
Cocktail bar
Interior

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Spa
  • Parking included
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Air-conditioning

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Holloway Park
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Place, Chiltern Hills
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪31 min drive‬

Room options

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Decadent

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Boujee

Boujee

7.4 out of 10
Good
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Snug

Snug

7.4 out of 10
Good
(15 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(11 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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About the area

Beaconsfield

Located in Beaconsfield, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is within a 5-minute drive of Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. .This luxury hotel is 5.5 mi (8.8 km) from Cliveden House and 5.5 mi (8.9 km) from Hedsor House.

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 15 min walk - 1.3 km
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.6 km
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 2.0 km
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive - 21.3 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 19 min drive - 22.9 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 28 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪The White Horse - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Cape - ‬16 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and spa services
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Stay in one of 48 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Conveniences include phones, as well as coffee/tea makers and complimentary bottled water.
Don't miss out on recreational opportunities including an outdoor pool and a fitness center. Additional features at this hotel include complimentary wireless internet access, wedding services, and a reception hall.
Enjoy British cuisine at English Restaurant, one of the hotel's 3 restaurants, or stay in and take advantage of the room service (during limited hours). Wrap up your day with a drink at the bar/lounge. Cooked-to-order breakfasts are served on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and on weekends from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM for a fee.
Featured amenities include multilingual staff and luggage storage. Free self parking is available onsite.
Cooked-to-order breakfasts are available for a surcharge on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.
English Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Onsite venue #3 - This cocktail bar specializes in British cuisine and serves light fare only. Open daily.
Bear by Carlo Scotto - Onsite restaurant. Open daily.
Room service (during limited hours) is available.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited on-site self parking

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 3 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • Bear by Carlo Scotto
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property; all guests 18 and older are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available
Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit

We should mention

This property does not have elevators
Guests under 18 years old are not permitted at this adults-only property

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 304 out of 638 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 144 out of 638 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 82 out of 638 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 63 out of 638 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 45 out of 638 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

6/10 Okay

Christina

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Staff and food lovely, loved the roll top bath. However The room was clean but sadly as there appears you couldn’t open the window the wet room and bath in bedroom made it smell bit damp. Which I’m sure could be rectified by room fragrances or air flow. sad the Turkish seating area around the pool has been removed and the Thai restaurant moved across.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

4/10 Poor

Gary

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Daniel

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
OK!
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

8/10 Good

Nicole, Mitcham

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Room was quirky, unique and very comfortable. Great venue, would definitely recommend!
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

6/10 Okay

Mohammed

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

4/10 Poor

Nancy

Business traveller
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
I thought the hotel room was very seedy, to the point of making me feel very uncomfortable, as it was like staying in a pimps boudoir. It was also extremely dark even with the lights on
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jacob

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Victoria

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

8/10 Good

craig

Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Our bathroom was just a little grubby but overall we had a lovely time food was amazing
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Simon

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent stay hotel very quirky great place to stay. Room was very good staff and food very good.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Amazing front of house reception ladies. Could not do enough to help and welcome me, credit to the hotel and thank you ladies for being brilliant as always.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

6/10 Okay

David

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness
Room wasn’t cleaned very good. Found an ear plug under pillow and one on floor by curtains. Dust around corners of room. Aircon not working room very hot. No cold water only hot running in bath hand basin dripped water out. Loud bangs before 7am to work men repairing things in pool area. Was not impressed. This unfortunately is the worst review I’ve ever had to do. I hope things can get better for this hotel. Dinner in Thai restaurant was very tasty and cocktails from bar was very good also.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

8/10 Good

Waseem

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
great staff ,great hospitality , I just found shower wasn't hot barley warm and no slippers in the rooms , apart from that absolutely great place , food was delicious , and the bar in the evening with a dj playing in the background was a lovely touch ,so thanks you
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Natasha

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel was very pleasant and aesthetically pleasing. We will definitely be returning!
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Craig

Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

8/10 Good

Dominic

Liked: Staff & service
The room was very nice and looked great with the mirrors and interior. It was a great birthday location and relaxing. Disappointed with the mirror damage I saw upon arrival and will prefer a room with no damage to justify the money I spent. The staff were friendly especially the waiters in the restaurant. Food was nice and service was great. Breakfast should have been included with my stay but still overall a good experience. Will definitely stay there again and try more of the facilities.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Amazing as always. Unique. Just need to sell pints in the bar 👍
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

6/10 Okay

Annie

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

6/10 Okay

Catherine

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

4/10 Poor

Scott

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Property has great potential and is very unique. Unfortunately our stay was ruined by the lack of cleanliness of the room the lack of privacy and the room was very worn and in need of repair not Walmart you would expect for the decadent room and for the price. This was all reported during our stay and no alternatives offered, bit of a shame for our anniversary to be honest. No working coffee making facilities and no tea bags in the room either
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Richard

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

12th anniversary overnight stay

We loved our time at crazy bear beaconsfield , we found it was a little sneaky how the waiter offered us bread while we waited for our steak and then we get the bill and found out this cost £6 but we was inder the impression it was a good will gesture as the main would take so long , also we found the service charging was quite high especially for 2 drinks . As for the room though it was an amazing experience which we would love to do again it made our 12th wedding anniversary feel that extra special . The staff were very well mannered and made us feel comforable so thank you for a lovely stay at tour hotel
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

2/10 Terrible

Verified traveller

Business traveller
Liked: Property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Staff & service, room comfort
No prior notice of faulty air con was extremely poor. Room was excruciatingly hot, which led to checking out a day early.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rylee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Overall everything was great , except for the hot tub was cold and not very powerful.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rio

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Lovely room and hotel. Reception staff were amazing, lovely and helpful, thank you ladies for your help and friendliness.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025