If you’re feeling nostalgic for a time capsule that time forgot, this hotel delivers. The décor, fixtures, and overall vibe appear to be frozen several decades in the past, with little to no updates—unless you count the TV, which looks like it was added purely to confirm we’re still in the modern era. The property feels tired, dingy, and somewhat unsafe, making the new television a very strange highlight and hardly a reason to stay. Unless your travel goal is “lowered expectations with a side of sarcasm,” you may want to look elsewhere.